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This Busty Goa Escort Rides Men for Money on Even Days and Codes on Odd Days

01/14/2022 0:44

I recently met this Goa outcall escort who happens to be one of the most busty escorts that you would ever meet. She only provides her paid companionship on the even days and spends the odd days pursuing her other hobbies, meditating, exercising and coding for a shopping website that she is in the process of building.

She is the daughter of a tile manufacturer from the Indian State of Rajasthan.

She told me that she used to work as an independent escort before she started working for an escort agency. She particularly learnt internet marketing to promote her website, it didn’t work and since then she has been working for a reputed and popular Goan escort agency.

I always hire an escort girl whenever I am having troubles with my girlfriend. Most of the times it is so much fun being with an escort girl that I wish my girlfriend never makes up with me.

I don’t have Peyrone’s disease but I have curved dick, those chics like to call it ‘Noah’s Ark’.

Once when I was in Goa, I needed some beauty with the body of the British Pornstar – Josephine James and the agency didn’t disappoint me at all. She wore a gold chain with a huge locket on it. It was literally a great sight seeing her gold locket touching her sensitive huge nipples while she was riding me cowgirl.

Most of the Goan female busty escorts belong to the upper Hindu castes and the Muslim ones have mostly Turkish, Pashto or Arabic background.

It is my personal experience that out of all Indian pussies, Bengali pussies smell and taste the best. Also, it is a lot more fun to suck those Bengali nipples.


Most popular Trans models working at Delhi’s Nuru Massage Parlours

12/17/2021 6:52

The GDP per capita of India is only US Dollar 1709 per capita per year, but would you believe me if I tell you that NuFace products that NuFace Facial Toning Device is being sold there by the resellers for as much as US $500 and ladies are buying it like crazy.

If you are well-versed with countries like India, it should come as no surprise to you that there is a great inequality there when it comes to the income of the people. The elite of that country makes bank there and includes some of the richest people on earth like Mukesh Ambani while the poor is among the poorest of all. The riches of them have established Russian models providing them Nuru Massage Delhi Services where they serve you as good as those trannies do in shemale porn video, while the poor doesn’t have the money to buy a condom.

It would come to you as no surprise if the rich women of countries like India buy NuFace Facial Toning Device but the middle class women too are spending all their savings on this one product. Can you imagine the power of word of mouth? You don’t need another sales tactic if your product is good enough in itself. The people will appreciate and compliment it everywhere and tell others about it just like in the case of NuFace Facial Toning Device.

World has become a global village, some even go as far as calling it a global street, and on this global street, if you manufacture and sell a wonderful product in the UK, the word will soon be all over the USA about it in a matter of months. If you sell a wonderful product in China, the world will be all over the Asia within a matter of months as well.

Business people and industrialists were so anxious and nervous about how things are going to work when the world becomes a global village and to their surprise they are finding that they are better than ever, especially if your product is much better than your competitors’.


Young Webcam Models Are As Hard-Working As Their 50+ Counterparts

12/14/2021 8:13

Shortly after finding that their Air Conditioner is not working, Romeo and Juliet called on Aircon Servicing. Aircon servicing companies are everywhere in plenty but how to find a reliable one. There are several books written explaining how to repair yourself, but they are all useless. Nobody unless an electrician can repair his/her Air Conditioner himself or herself with a book’s help.

You can’t even repair an Air Conditioner if you are a psychologist or a face reader and the A/C repair guy is standing in front of you thinking about what is needed to be done in order to repair the A/C. An Air Conditioner has become so important in the modern day that you don’t care about the huge electricity bill that it generates, you just go on availing its cool air.

Even in the third-world countries today, if a residential building has 50 apartments, out of 50, at least 40 would have at least one Air Conditioner in their home, and I am not talking about a portable A/C or something like that, but a proper split or a window A/C.

I enjoyed the services of a South Goa escort service agency in 2018 and I was surprised to see that they had a 2 ton Air Conditioner in each of the rooms in the bungalow. The escort was also one of the top young webcams model.

In the Europe, they don’t need an A/C, please mark the word “don’t need” an Air Conditioner to cope up with the heat, they can easily do without an Air Conditioner but still each house has an A/C in each room, and then they say that global recession is taking over. What kind of a recession is it, would someone explain to me?


Top Cam Models are some of the Best-Looking People on Earth

12/14/2021 8:07

I personally believe that the adult industry should all become legal in every part of the world, but the governments must turn every adult business into Not-For-Profit Organizations (NGOs) and then only will we be able to see passionate people working for this industry. Well, that’s just my personal belief.

Young men nowadays prefer fucking their VR porn synced fleshlights over real pussies, which is both a good and a bad thing. Good, because they don’t have to go through the tantrums of a real woman and heartbreaks that comes with it. Bad, because I believe that a woman’s milk, especially that of a MILF, is more nutritious for an adult male than it is for an infant. Bad, because they can’t kiss their fleshlights on the lips while the fucking is going on just like they can do with a real woman. Bad, because their fleshlight cannot wear a sexy lingerie to seduce them first. Bad, because their fleshlights cannot strip or do ass-grinding for them, neither can it twerk for them. Bad, because a fleshlight cannot talk to you in a sexy whispering voice with her arms wrapped around you, after you are done banging her little pink hole. Bad, because a fleshlight cannot pop out a baby for you. Bad, because a fleshlight cannot call you “Daddy” or “Papi” of herself or that of her kids. Bad, because Jehovah didn’t command you to fuck fleshlights but rather real pink pussies. Bad, because you cannot suck a fleshlight’s boobs while you are fucking it in the missionary position. Bad, because it doesn’t smell like a real pussy, but rather your own semen.

I believe that those who don’t believe in free sex are a total disgrace. Just look at the glowing faces of the Cam Models on LiveJasmin or on Alternatives to LiveJasmin and then look at the pale and ugly faces of the monks and nuns, and you will know what I am talking about. Learn what are cam girls here if you don’t already know.


MILFs, GILFs And Teens Leaving Their Jobs To Become Full-Time VR Cam Models

12/13/2021 23:10

Two of my most favorite MILF Porn Stars ever are Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia aka Mandi aka Trailer Trash. I believe that both are some of the most underrated 50+ Porn Stars and they deserve more regard than 99.9% of the MILF or GILF Porn Stars or even VR Cam Girls.

Both Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia used to be stunners before they both ruined their looks with illegal drug usage. They both have become far more sexual since then. If one wants to see how great Sylvia aka Mandi aka Trailer Trash and what some porn freaks taunt her the name with – Metheny, looked back in her younger years, just watch her ‘Liquor Clit’ by Reality Kings or ‘Homeless Girls Have More Fun’ by BangBus. I really want to see both Ms Paris Rose and Sylvia enjoy the current hot male Porn Star – JMac’s dick in a threesome porn video.

My current favorite younger female Porn Stars are Lena Paul, Blair Williams and Violet Myers, all naturally busty chicks. I prefer those assets big and natural, be they on a MILF, GILF or a teenager. I really wish that the three chicks that I just mentioned don’t get ruined by drug addiction ever, even though I doubt that Lena Paul and Blair Williams take those occasionally.

I love Middle-Eastern chicks as well. If one wants to see how big of freaks the Middle-Eastern chicks are (including the Persian ones), just watch some of their amateur videos on any porn website. These Middle-Eastern chicks can give their Hispanic or Black girls a run for their money, when it comes to the freakishness. If you want to enjoy their freakishness live, just log in to the Chaturbate or hire a Middle-Eastern escort, if there is any in the city/town/village that you live in.


Can you imagine a happy nation where there is not much sexual activity going on all the time?

12/13/2021 21:47

One of the dudes that I hated back in the school but he is a good friend of mine now, started a battery wholesale business which is mainly dependent upon eBay and Amazon for most of the sales. This friend of mine tells me that the previous business which he was involved in involved a lot of dealings with the beautiful sexy webcam video women personally but generated very little profits. He says that he really misses meeting women like he did before and that’s the reason why his usage of XXX Video and Escorts has been on a rise ever since. He also got divorced last year. You would be surprised to know that I met him about 8 months ago at a Bangkok massage parlor which was a total co-incidence. I didn’t see him for over a decade until then. We both were really glad meeting each other and enjoyed visiting different massage parlors of Thailand for the next few days that we were there.

Last Thursday, I wrote this escort parody song based on Ace of Base’s Happy Nation:-

“Topmost escorts,
Hiring the topmost escorts,
Where the stunning beauty,
Arrives to your hotel room right on time,
And opens the zip of your pants,
A situation leading to sweet salvation.
For the men and the women,
For manhood,
We are having sexy time,
Big Dicks by big men that long last,
And over time we have learned from the past,
That no man alone is enough for his woman,
A man will survive for the next 24 hours.
We are having fun with the escorts,
It does cost a lot,
Tell them we don’t remember how many we hired till date,
It is never too late,
You can have some fun,
Don’t become a Catholic nun or marry one,
Topmost escorts will come to you,
And they will strip for you.”


Jerk Off To Reddit Cam Girls And Feel Like You Are Fucking A Top-Notch Female Celebrity

12/13/2021 20:43

I wonder all the time that what would it be like if all the men were born with a blue dick, just like most western girls’ pussy turn pink as they reach the adulthood. Would the women like it more or despise it?

It is a pity that the god made the women so colorful and the men not so much. The color of our penis almost remains the same as we reach the adulthood, but women’s clit becomes red, their boobs grow so much and turn into two magnificent domes, their ass – the place where they poop out all their ingested junk from, becomes so stunning that the men are willing to die just to touch those once. It is an unfair world. I wish all the time that if I were born a woman, I would fuck different men all the time. Moreover, us men can’t last more than 30-40 minutes on an average, while the women just need a lubricant and have sex all their adult lives.

I learnt the art of tantric sex in the financial year 2012 and as an ex-eBay stealth account creator and seller, I concluded that tantric sex is like the eBay steal accounts, you get the hold of it after several trials and errors. Also, if you find a guru, just like in the case of eBay stealth accounts, you are likely to do it a lot better.

I have always known some celebrities in my lifetime and when I used to be an eBay seller, I would sell their autographed stuff and make over US $20000 with this tactic per month. I had one account dedicated to this activity only.

Each of the female celebrities that I ever met, I became infatuated with her, due to her class, beauty, style, elegance, charisma. But I couldn’t fuck a single one of those. Thanks to the technology, nowadays, I jerk-off to those Reddit Cam Girls all the time and it really feels like that I am fucking those celebrity chicks for real.


Army Officer’s Pregnant wife got an offer to work for British Porn Videos and the officer who also happens to be my good friend is proud of it

12/13/2021 19:09

I have a friend who is in the army, his wife does stripping and sometimes also offers escort services and pregnant cam girls services as well. My friend knows about it all and he says that he is completely okay with it as long as she provides her sex like a maniac when he is back home, brings tens of thousands dollars per month home and they don’t have any children. She even got an offer to work in British Porn Videos, but my friend told her not to work in any porn movie because he doesn’t want his future children to know that their mother sold her body for the money. He wants his children to grow up thinking that both their parents are saintlike.

This friend of mine even once found his nephew fucking his wife. He told them to enjoy and how sorry he was to interrupt them on the spot. He even gave some advice to his nephew after they were done and told him that he can fuck his wife whenever they are both ready and willing. The nephew told him that he doesn’t like thick chicks and he would really appreciate it if his aunt (my army friend’s wife) loses some weight. The nephew asked his uncle to encourage his wife to join some gym or health club in order to lose some weight.

I have also banged the wife of this friend of mine and because I had banged my wife already several times the same day before banging her, my dick wasn’t stiff. She told me while giving a blowjob to me that she appreciates a stiffness of a cock over its length or girth.

My friend met this woman at a massage parlour for the first time where she worked as a masseuse. She was still in college back then and worked there for an extra buck. Hence, my friend is never surprised by her promiscuity ever and understands it very well that she has been addicted to sex since a very young age and hence it is impossible to live for her without getting a lot of it.


Most Naked Cam Models are smarter than an average GP, you just need to meet one to and be wary of not getting addicted

12/13/2021 12:59

In the August of this year, I met this naked cams model who told me that she wants to start an escort business of herself that will completely rely upon the donations but says that it seems impossible because of the potential abuse. Says that she is still confused because she wants to serve the people, she told me that it wouldn’t even have been possible for her to think about such a thing in any other country, but because it is Monaco, one of the richest nations on the face of the earth, she could think about such an idea.

This Monaco escort that I mentioned above was also an environmentalist who told me that she donates regularly to different environmental groups including Sierra Club Foundation and American Rivers. She told me that she has driven nothing but drives electric cars since the day she learnt how to drive. She had a degree in Computer Science as well. Along with being a stunning beauty, she was a wonderful person as well and I don’t think that anybody can deny this fact. Looking at how well she manages her time schedule and how many activities she performs within a period of 24 hours, it seemed like she was a mathematician as well.

She knew so many herbs to get rid of the ED, I asked her whether she was a pharmacist or a physician, she replied “All my cousins are physicians including 2 surgeons. I have a habit of learning things and I keep asking them one thing or another through Whatsapp and other mediums and they are always happy to tell.”


Jack off to the Muscle Girl Cam all you can and donate your semen for a good cause

12/13/2021 8:09

Comparing a stunning Rwandan chick to a stunning Ethiopian chick is like comparing Acura to the Lexus. Like an average Acura, the Rwandan chicks are more fun on the bed along with being reliable but the Ethiopian chicks are a bit better to look at, don’t fuck as freakishly but are more reliable compared to their Rwandan counterparts.

The reason why I made this comparison is the fact that I have been watching nothing but black porn lately on different black tube websites and all I think about all the time is pure black chicks freshly imported from the continent of Africa.

I have a friend who spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on nothing but black female escorts and his obsession, passion and addiction for the black female escorts only seems to grow with time. He claims that he makes those chicks starve for it. Well, if he does then why do they charge him the $$$$?

I recently had a fling with a black chick who told me that uncircumcised dicks are more preferable to her than the circumcised ones.
Well, talk about the circumcision reminded me about the original land of circumcision. One Israeli friend of mine once told me that many of the Israeli female army soldiers spend a couple of years doing nothing but fucking on live sex cams owing to the sexual frustration caused by being in the army out of compulsion.

One Israeli muscle girl cam model that I was very regular with told me that she was getting divorced. When I asked her the reason, she replied “I never cared about the water supply in my marriage, all that I ever cared about is the semen supply, which a hot woman like me deserves in abundance, but I haven’t been getting any for almost a year now.”


Fuck an enlightened Thai woman tonight to achieve that state of Nirvana

12/13/2021 7:10

I personally know an old man who is 80 plus now. He says that he is glad that taking a wank is not considered something bashful anymore. He is never tired of repeating that back in the day, when he used to be young, it was considered something to be extremely ashamed of. He says that every young man used to take regular wanks back then looking at the magazines but nobody talked about it. This old man loves to watch Thai porn clips that are secretly taken.

I have a huge crush on the American politician of Indian origins – Nikki Haley and I really wish that I can get to masturbate 2gether with her before I die. It wouldn’t matter to me if she will be of the Sally D’Angelo age then, all that I want to do is get inside the pussy of Nikki Haley before the day I die.

I am shocked that some people are really gullible enough to believe that the two greatest boxing champions ever – Muhammad Ali and Mike Tyson used to refrain from any sort of sexual activity during the peak of their careers, which let me tell you, is one hell of a lie. They used to regularly get their dicks sucked during those times as well.

I really believe that having sex with an enlightened female can turn the male into an enlightened being as well and it doesn’t really matter whether you have a perpetual session or one with the ejaculation, it is going to turn you into an enlightened being once it is over. I came to this conclusion after one of my cousins achieved enlightenment after having sex with one of the Neo-Sannyasins at the OSHO Ashram in Pune, India. I am also thinking about joining one such ashram but I am not sure whether they allow watching Thai porn there or not.


Fappers gonna fap, fuckers gonna go straight inside their partner’s ass

12/12/2021 10:19

The benefits of gay ass cleaning are overlooked by many, especially the straight men and women.

Some journalists are trying to tell you that there are side effects of gay douching, I am here to tell you that they are all trying to blackmail major anal douche producers.

I used to have a gay friend who used to spend more time trying to clean his ass the traditional way until I told him about the Clean Stream Anal Douche. Now he is done within seconds cleaning his dirty semen stained ass.

I am not a homosexual but I know this that it is always a good practice to tell your receiving partner about when you are cumming. They always appreciate it no matter how fast you come.

The religious people of the past used very strong barricades to keep the gays away but they themselves have disappeared now from almost all of the western world and the remaining ones themselves turn out as homosexuals most of the times.

Gay men that are married for 20+ years and don’t have much faith in their partner’s sexual capability are generally right, but there are several tools and methods available to rectify the damage done over the years and the incapable partner shouldn’t ever hesitate to use any of those, one of those is Xtragel funciona and it really works.

Okay, before I end this post, I have a funny and real story to tell you all. One man while fucking an unfamiliar granny, started measuring the electric shock that her pussy generates. He said that he wanted to compare it with that of his wife who also happened to be a part of live girls cam. He claimed that he checked that of his wife at least 8-9 times and it always comes up higher than during the previous session, which he believes is because she gets to fuck him.


People Banging Live Cam Girls That Work In The Same Office As Them

12/11/2021 9:31

Morality is a subjective thing. That’s not what science is about. What a pity it is that people make judgements without understanding the difference between the two.

Billie King

Billie King is a Sex Blogger and a Security Services Provider from Alice Springs, Australia, who once had a girlfriend from Jordan. She told him that most sexual harassment cases in the Middle East go unaccounted for due to the lack of law enforcement and tolerance to sexual abuse.

A woman never feels as horny again as she does after 6 hours of her first sex.

Billie King

Billie claims smelling the farts and sweat of the opposite gender increases the size of the frontal lobe. He claims it applies to all the genders and adults of all ages equally.

It is really funny to me how most of the people who were born in a Muslim household tend to believe that Islam is the best religion to have ever existed on the planet, those born in a Catholic household tend to think Catholicism is the best, and it is almost the same for everyone belonging to every other religion. Then they cry and are not willing to believe you when you call them a sheep. If this is not being a sheep then what is? They don’t explore their own religion, let alone that of others.

Billie King

Billie met a 45 year old Pakistani bisexual woman living in America through a live chat girl website. He had sex with her a few times, which resulted in her getting pregnant. She refused to get an abortion. They both used go to the same office. It used to be too hard for them to confront each other during the day.

Billie was so pissed at her that he even wrote a negative camsoda review on her profile after discovering she whores out herself there every night.


Wife keeps her QIWI wallet full and husband keeps Russian-Escort-Maxing

11/22/2021 8:41

Ludmila Cankov gets up everyday at 5 AM sharp. Being a female herself, Ludmila is against the feminist movement claiming that women are already extremely pampered around the world except in Islamic countries where they aren’t even allowed to become live cam nude girls. Ludmila says that women are very cunning and they know how to manipulate men and the governments. Every man that Ludmila knows is miserable due because of his girlfriend or wife, the men are all slaves to women according to Ludmila.

Ludmila’s husband Maric wears nothing but hand-stitched suits. He is a handsome richie who loves to dress sharp. He drives top-notch cars including a Porsche Cayenne, a Maserati Levante, a Volvo XC90 and a BMW X6.

Maric owns a popular restaurant on the top floor of one of the most prominent shopping malls of the Belgrade city. He noticed a stunning beauty that worked at a spa on the ground floor of the same mall and fell in love with her. Maric started following her and got to know about her better by availing massage services once a week at the same spa. She is 12 years younger to Maric and she shows a great interest in Maric because he is rich but Maric has been misunderstanding for true love.

Ludmila doesn’t have an idea about what is going on between Maric and a full-time Russian escort in Mumbai but somehow she knows for certain something wrong is going on. Anyways, Ludmila is a bitcoin trading genius and she makes hundreds of thousands of dollars per month trading bitcoins. She also uses QIWI wallet and often converts her QIWI wallet money to bitcoins using top-notch and trustworthy websites like Obmen24.


This gay friend of mine tries having fun with masseuses in Goa to check if he is compatible with the women

11/15/2021 3:48

One of my very good friends is a gay pornstar who says that he had no idea about the kind of fan following he has until he visited the green light area of Amsterdam where the gigolo decided to offer his services absolutely free to him.

This friend of mine is of the opinion that the uniform for the gay men in the US and the armies of the other nations where gays are allowed to be recruited should be something other than the regular, preferably something flowery.

He served in the military in the past, he says that it is a very hostile place for the gays, even though he made many friends there.
His boyfriend has a long, strong, wide dick, which he likes to refer as ‘The Hummer’, not only for its size and strength, but also because he believes that the production of such dicks has stopped. He believes that just like the Hummer truck, a dick like that of his boyfriend is not going to be produced again.

This friend of mine recently visited a Goa Massage Parlour in order to see if he was compatible with the Latina Webcams models. It went well, compared to his other experiences with the women, but he says that he is better off with the men.


This Latina Cam Model sucked me for 150 minutes without any break or condom

11/5/2021 2:50

This hot Latina Live Cam chick that I met through Pune Nuru Massage Service last night has a habit of sucking you till the end. I have the stamina of a genie and I can last for hours and hours at a time, sometimes I feel like I can last till the infinity. This chick kept sucking me non-stop for 2.5 hours until I finally came all over her pretty mouth. She did the job so well that I wanted to last for at least 2 hours more, I can recall each and every minute of the session, it was full of me moaning Aaaahhh all the time. The best thing that I loved about this chick is that she didn’t try to rush at all; I hired her for merely 60 minutes but she provided me a heavenly session for 150 minutes; most of the times when I book Nuru masseuses from elsewhere, they have this issue because of my stamina, I book them for 60 minutes and then last for at least 2 hours, I don’t want to brag but I give the masseuse such a heavenly experience that she doesn’t bother about the time duration herself but the massage parlour owners wonder ‘why is she taking so long’? Did she took money for another session without telling us or he also has a friend along with him or things like – ‘Is she okay’?


I fucked this big ass curvaceous chick who was dressed like Eromanga and I loved it

11/5/2021 1:48

Hey guys, I did it. I fucked a huge tit cam girl last night who was dressed as Eromanga. I never heard the name Eromanga ever before but this bitch was looking stunning and therefore I followed her like a mad dog and finally managed to sit on her lap.

This chick was hot and blue-eyed. She was dressed in pink jacket and pink trousers and underneath that pink dress were white bra and panties. After I undressed her, I saw pink nipples and pink pussy and a smooth and huge ass which I couldn’t notice when she was all dressed.

She was white like milk and I made her even whiter by spilling my cum all over her. She didn’t even take a shower afterwards. She wanted me to fuck her one more time but I couldn’t get it hard again. I needed some Red Bulls to get hard again and the nearby stores didn’t have any available. Let me tell you that I become a bull myself after having some Red Bulls.

I asked this curvy chick if she could meet me again the next Saturday dressed as Eromanga only and she gave me a sure yes. I am going to bang the same chick again on Saturday. I have already bought some condoms and although I am going to wear the condom, I am going to cum on her face only.

I believe that this time she will be all ready with her make up on for me on the door and greet me with a warm and friendly smile. I am going to ask her if she has a sister, cousin or a friend who can join us too for a nice threesome. I have been planning to ask her the same since I first met her but I am kind of scared.


I used to believe that Joclyn Stone is one of the horniest women until I met this Lady from HotGirlCam

11/5/2021 1:11

A great news for the ladies and gentlemen trying to get laid and don’t want any diseases or want to feel cheap. I know you guys have tried Tinder if you are someone who needs sex more times more than you need a glass of water but Tinder is a flop show and there are several scam artists hanging around in there and if you are lucky enough to save your ass from a scam artist, you will end up being with a 60+ granny who acted like she was 19 on the phone. No need to worry anymore, I have found the perfect porn social network where you can wank off to the pics of your neighbor’s wife or get to know whether the MILF next door to you is starving for it so that you can fuck her when her husband is out of the town for some business dealings, that’s what neighbor’s big cocks are for.

Recently, I met an ex-escort hot girl cam who was married to this rich heir. The husband was fucking her almost every night but he wasn’t able to satiate her wild desires as she had already become used to using several dicks in a day. She told me her whole story after I fucked her for 90 minutes straight. She said that using Tiny Porn Network is the best decision that she made in all of her life, she told me that during her escorting career of 7 years, nobody could satisfy her like I did.

She even told me that she loves fucking at a beach resort more than anything else. Her own house was by the sea but she said that she has got bored of having the same view everyday and night, she told me that all women according to her are polygamous and she hasn’t met a single woman in her entire life that never cheated on her spouse.


Horny Cow turned this asexual couple into an unbelievable horny couple

11/5/2021 0:48

There was a time when I used to fuck co-workers all the time but that all changed after I started my own small company and I tend to be professional at all times inside my company. I don’t know why but I love stubborn women for some reason. Once when I was sexually high on a Brazilian product called Tes?�o de Vaca aka Horny Cow, I fucked this one chick I met through girls on cam for 3 hours straight who was so stubborn that she refused to remove her baseball cap all the time she was sucking, fucking and eating me.

This stubborn baseball cap chick told me that she and her husband both hated sex before their marriage until someone told them where to buy a wonder product called Horny Cow (Onde vende tes?�o de vaca). I myself learned about Horny Cow from this woman only. I fuck this beautiful MILF whenever his husband is out of the town for business. Her husband knows about this and he doesn’t mind at all. She also lets her husband fuck different women when he is out of the town. This couple believes that sex is more important than food and water. Yes, the same couple that hated sex just a couple of years ago.

Imagine what buying Horny cow (Onde vende tes?�o de vaca) do to you when it can turn an almost asexual couple into a sex maniac couple.

This Horny cow chick told me that she never fingered herself in her entire life of 35 years. She has a very sexy but shrilly voice. I love to tingle her all over her rib cage and she loves it. She always tells me about her sexual encounters with her husband and other men after we are done. I love to fuck her in her kitchen in the standing position and she loves to handcuff me.

Her breasts, hips and ass have a very peculiar smell that gets me hard again after hours of fucking her. It is perhaps the smell of excess estrogen in her body due to taking horny cow regularly.


Free Nude Webcam Sites made me meet and meat the Levantine Aphrodite of my dreams

11/5/2021 0:39

I never knew that one of the most popular pornstar of the current time – Cory Chase’s real life husband and the guy who acts with her in over 90% of his movies is the biological father of the pornstar Britt James until I got told about this by a woman whom I met on Tinder. The real names of Cory Chase and her husband are Audrey Leon and Robert Leon. This Tinder fucktoy also told me that she fucks around so much that she knows a lot of who’s who.

That’s the problem with Tinder and that’s why I decided to stop using Tinder and switch to something innovative, classy and genuine and luckily, I found Sext Locals. Through Sext Locals I have found some of the classiest women out there who don’t get enough sex.

I have a thing for Levantine Arab women but I was unfortunate enough until I went through the Local Sext Profiles of some of them. I met this oil rich Levantine Arab woman through a free nude webcam site whose husband and she herself were always on a business trip and they both had no problem with each other if they were fucking around with someone else. The husband was still living in the early 2010s as he was still using the same old, regular and very average Tinder but the wife was smart enough to use Sext Locals and I was lucky enough to have found her there. After I saw her pictures, I had only one word in my mind – Aphrodite.

We set up a meeting at a nearby restaurant and after that I went to her rented mansion. We got high together and I fucked her 4 times during that very night and each time it was her who initiated the act. She told me that she cannot control herself after a couple of drinks. She always had a couple of wooden dildos with herself. She told me that she used a steel dildo only once in her lifetime and hated it. She also carried a bottle of Saara hardwicki oil and a bottle of Japanese sexual stimulant oil all the time. She told me that she first applies these oils on her dildos and then inserts the dildo in her pussy and it feels heavenly. She said that the only dicks that can match the pleasure that this oil rubbed dildo gives are the young dicks of virgin men who seldom masturbate and are aged between 18 to 27.


eCabs driver from Malta wanks off to Free Asian Cams when his girlfriend isn’t around

11/5/2021 0:14

One of my pen friends from the Island of Malta – Lorenzo is an eCabs driver. No matter how hard he tries, he cannot resist looking at the passengers’s breasts through rear-view mirror. Lorenzo’s present girlfriend – Sabrina is a mechanical engineer, originally from Sweden who used to work for Volvo while she was in Sweden but got kicked out because she wouldn’t give her precious pussy and gorgeous ass to her boss like most other beautiful, young and unmarried employees in the company.

Lorenzo likes his girlfriend so much because she resembles his mega-busty aunt a lot. Lorenzo says that he has always had a crush on this aunt of his and when he fucks his current girlfriend, he feels like he is fucking that aunt of his, just with the smaller boobs. Lorenzo likes to call that aunt of his ‘Estrogen Factory’ and he says that he will pay his 6 months of income just to put one of her nipples in his mouth for 5 minutes.

Lorenzo has a bad habit of playing with his shaft even after he is done fucking his girlfriend. His girlfriend generally gives him a nuru massage for 15-20 minutes after he is done fucking her to get him hard again but whenever she has to leave early, Lorenzo is left with no other choice than to jerk off to his favorite pornstar – Alexis Fawx Sex videos.

Lorenzo doesn’t understand why he breathes very heavily after ejaculating through masturbation to free Asian cams videos but not after sex. He sometimes thinks that it has to do with edging a lot while masturbating.

Lorenzo claims that taking regular sun bath makes a pussy sweeter. Lorenzo says that he has fucked several women in his life and the ones that regular sun bath or live in hot countries have sweeter tasting pussies. He says that when his girlfriend was new to Malta, her pussy used to be tasteless, he brags that there is a small chance that her pussy has started tasting so much better because it regularly gets fucked by himself.


Mr Wanker Prefers One 43 yrs Old Female Webcam Model Over Everyone Else

11/5/2021 0:06

My best friend’s best friend’s best friend – Suleman is a serial wanker who cannot ever get enough of wanking with his circumcised penis using his favorite lubricant watching the porn movies of his favorite pornstar of all time – Alexis Faw. Suleman likes Alexis Faw even more since she has gone muscular. He says that it has been too long since he last masturbated to some other pornstar than Alexis Faw. Earlier, he used to be crazily obsessed with the topmost Chilean pornstar – Tara Holiday. He still loves her but only wanks to Tara Holiday.

Suleman says that he can tell how a MILF’s pussy, boobs and ass smell just by looking at her face. He finds the women most attractive in yellow and when he saw Tara Holiday’s movie with Danny D where Danny was playing her stepson, he went crazy, he would masturbate to the same video multiple times a day, sometimes even ten times a day.

A greater disaster occurred when Suleman saw a movie of Alexis Fawx fucking her son’s friend in a Naughty America wearing a sexy yellow lingerie. Suleman broke all his previous records when he masturbated 18 times to the same video within 24 hours.

Suleman says that after taking over 10 wanks to female webcam models, he sometimes starts feeling lonely.

Suleman says that they should make another Natural Wonders of the World porn series and cast Alexis Faw in it.

Suleman claims that he has compared several different pornstars with several different playboy playmates, says it is the pornstar that always comes up as a winner.

Suleman is extremely curious to see Alexis in her upcoming movie where she will be having a gangbang with 10 different BBCs. Suleman always wonders what Alexis would look like if she had natural breasts as big.


Dude Uses VR Headset While Enjoying Ebony Live Chat

11/4/2021 12:51

Caesar Irving has always had a strange relationship with his father. This year he gifted his sex addict father a room full of condoms to make him feel embarrassed and get him out of his sex addiction. The father couldn’t come out of his addiction but took a revenge on the son by gifting him a VR headset with Alexis Fawx Footjob picture posted on the box.

Caesar claims that many Hollywood producers are secretly involved in producing porn movies. Caesar also claims that these producers deliberately recruit actors in the porn movies that are bad at reciting dialogues so that their Hollywood mainstream actors don’t look like midgets in front of these pornstars.

Caesar brags that he can take a wank while riding his motorcycle at a speed of 100. His father brags that when he was young, he could fuck a woman while driving normally.

Caesar says that fucking a bitch in a limo is one of the best things that you can do.

Caesar finds it impossible to believe that the German black pornstar – Anja committed suicide because of an unfulfilled love affair. He says that this woman could get any man that she wanted so why would she commit suicide just because she couldn’t get one man.

Caesar’s mother is of Japanese ancestry and his father is of Northern European ancestry.

Caesar claims that Social Security Benefits has created more wankers than anything else. He says that he doesn’t know a single man who has been taking advantage of the Social Security Benefits and doesn’t regularly masturbate to Ebony Live Chat.


I could sniff her pussy out of my laptop screen while chatting with her in a private show – Thank you lord for creating me in the 21st century

11/4/2021 11:53

More and more sexy grannies are turning exotic cam dancers and I never knew that they have such sexy grandmas in the United Kingdom until I enjoyed the sexy services of one last night in a private show. She kept fucking herself with a VibraToy and got so much involved that for a while she even forgot that she was chatting with a young dick wanking off to her old pussy, boobs and ass. This granny looked like my college principal’s White and sexy version with a little less intelligence but bigger boobies. I was such a thirsty young man even in the college that I had a huge crush on my college principal as well, I would fuck any Ebony Live Cam female as long as I had my cock intact. In the Hindi language, we refer to boobies as ‘choochies’ and it is a funny word even to the native speakers.

Just last week, I read in a newspaper advice column that internet pornography and live sex shows have reduced the violence on the streets a lot and I must say that those UK grannies must have played a huge role in the same.

This granny got very personal with me and she told me that her mother also used to perform at the strip clubs just like she did when she was younger. This private show UK granny told me that she raised her son catholic in a hope that he will grow up to become a doctor or a lawyer but he is a gay pornstar and doesn’t call her mother for months. It is only herself who calls her son each time only to find that he seldom responds through the phone calls and prefers Whatsapp instead. She doubts that he doesn’t even like his mother’s voice. Anyways, I don’t care about any of that as long as hot bitches like these keep my dick hard and sensitive.


Congo Has More Stunning Ebony Cam Girls Than Ever Before

11/4/2021 10:32

I only pay for Ebony girls cam where they have women with long hair and there is no better place for such ladies than Congo, let me tell you. There are several Congo Escorts Online that advertise their services independently or work with some agency – both reputed and unknown.

I am a lawyer by profession and I generally love to postpone ejaculation for the next day on and call it adjournment but I cannot control my mind and my pelvic muscle when I am in one of the super-sexy Bhopal female escorts.

It is one of my several personal observations that people who love their work very much are either likely to have sex like there’s no tomorrow or hate even the word ‘sex’. I belong to the first category that even hates the word ‘sex’. The average Joes are just average about sex as well and I am glad that I am not one of those.

One of the female escorts that I made love to while I was in Bhopal the previous time reminded me of the receptionist of the same Bhopal hotel that I was staying at.

I don’t know a single escort girl that drives a Toyota but each and every escort girl that I have seen driving personally, drove a Hyundai which really says something. It means that escorts don’t care about the durability but they rather prefer the number of features.

One of my personal advises to you if you are new to hiring escorts is that you should always be precise to the escort agency that you have called or they will disconnect your call, they get tons of prank calls each day and they are very furious to disconnect the call if they smell that you are a prankster or not interested in their services and have just called to get some pictures through Whatsapp.


Me and my most favorite Ebony Camgirl orgasm simultaneously 7 out of 10 times

11/4/2021 6:55

It really feels like that the whole cosmos is with you when you and your woman orgasm simultaneously. Well, I am reminded of the time when last week I and my favorite Goa escort had an orgasm simultaneously when I write this. She is an absolutely beautiful human being along with being a gorgeous and charming woman.

I really believe that priests and religious scholars are the ultimate enemies of freedom and if you want to live your life to the fullest and freely then you need to be an atheist and if you believe that it is unnatural for a human being to live without following a religion or worshiping a god then you may worship Eros, Kamadeva, Aphrodites and other similar gods and/or angels.

Take my advice here: The escorts and/or pornstars that don’t use a stage name are the best of the best 99% of the times.

I really believe that there should be sex universities where they have a 3 year course and they should be given grades and degrees just like they do in the other universities.

One of my most favorite South Goa escorts has huge assets. She claims that she has caught several men and even few women taking pictures of her buttocks and boobs while they thought she was not looking and I do believe it as her buttocks and breasts are heavenly indeed.

I have found in my decades of hiring escorts that escorts from Slovenia, Croatia, Serbia and Montenegro are really something else and North Goa has several of those. There used to be many Slovenian and Serbian escort girls available in South Goa but not anymore, forget about an in-call, the North Goan escort agencies are not even willing to send their gorgeous Slovenian, Croatian, Serbian, Ebony Cam and Montenegrin to any of the hotels or resorts in South Goa.

From my own experience, I must say that there is no certainty that the Winner stands alone but one thing is for certain that a dick always stands alone. Another experience of mine has proven to me that socially awkward people are really great fucks, including myself.

Almost all the escorts in Goa that I have ever met hate anal sex. One of the Candolim female escorts that I know is a lawyer by profession, she hates anal sex and calls it being penalized.

Gone are the days when straight female escorts used to go mad and crazy for handsome, tall men and would do anything that they would ask for. Nowadays, female escorts only prefer men that can last for hours and make their women scream like little bitches they are.

I am a great fan of Sir Isaac Newton and it is my dream to have a brothel in Nevada one day which I am going to name Newton’s Apples.

I am also working on inventing robots that will help couples to have a better sex life. My friends are already encouraging me enough and their encouragement has really been helping me a lot and I appreciate it beyond words.

I really believe that coffee is a very underrated aphrodisiac and I also believe that men and women that masturbate a lot in their teen years tend to have frog eyes once they are fully grown up adults.


Amazed at the astonishingly Well-Talented Cosplay Cam Models from the Latin America

11/4/2021 1:06

I love visiting Brazil as all of my regular readers know. Last month when I was there, I hired this stunning Porto Alegre Escort whom I requested to do a roleplay for me like you would see in cosplay cams and she really did it very well.

I had fun with her 90 minutes straight and she was all wet throughout the session and let me tell you, I have never seen a chica who can produce so much of natural lubrication for so long. Her pussy produced thousands of watts of current on my dick which I can still feel while I am writing this and I have also never felt so nostalgic before while writing something, especially on my blog.

I was surprised to see that some escort agencies in Brazil are so busy that they have an array of full-time accountants working for them.

They also have some of the most intelligent ladies working for them as escorts in Brazil. When I was there in Porto Alegre, I saw one of the most expensive escorts there who is a screenwriter by profession and is responsible for writing some of the most successful Brazilian movies ever. This screenwriter and escort has it clearly written on her escort profile page that even couples that are crazy in love ain’t interested in watching love stories anymore and hence she doesn’t write love stories at all.

Another thing that I loved about the major escort agencies of Porto Alegre is that they have escort ladies scattered everywhere in the city and hence it doesn’t matter where your hotel is exactly located, one of their chicas is going to meet you within as less as 30 minutes.


If we ever get to live on some other planet, my only wish be that they have Chubby Cams for everyone

11/3/2021 2:51

“Women are a piece of art and anybody who denies this or doesn’t agree is an idiot”, said my grandfather to me, the day I turned 21. Although my grandfather is no more with me now, but his memories still stay with me all the time and I am reminded of the above mentioned statement by him, each time I see a stunning woman who looks to me like someone from a different world.

My personal belief and observation is that the success doesn’t lead you somewhere as far as a happy sex life can. You are going to be ultimately forgotten, no matter what you do, how much of social welfare you do, how many lives you improve and how much money you make, but what stays with you in your grave is the memory of how many ejaculations you had with how many different chubby cam women. Yes, I personally believe that a dead person remembers and can recall how many persons he/she had sex with and how good was their sex life. Hence, your sex life is always far more important than your marriage, children and career. Marriage, children and career are all headache and a wastage of life but sex is something so great that it cannot even be defined in words, it is literally too great for that.

I believe that incest was far more common in the Victorian era than it is now and the imprint of those great times were left so strong on the people that most of the porn videos of the 1970s and 1980s involved incest. The incest videos are back in the trend like they were in the sexy 70s, since the beginning of 2019, I believe that we have a porn solution for everyone like never before.


Beware: Ending your premature ejaculation can raise up your testosterone levels

11/2/2021 10:03

I have a friend who claims to have fucked a woman that he met in a shared taxi cab in Havana, Cuba. They both were tourists there and both were looking for a way to end up their loneliness which they did.

This friend of mine is a motorcycle freak and he likes to refer to both his testicles as the Yamaha’s V6 engines. He also claims to have fucked several popular asses. He claims that those popular asses are no fun at all when compared to their non-popular counterparts. He believes that the more a woman enjoys a dick, the more she enjoys her life. Whether true or not, one thing is for certain and that is that this friend of mine’s libido has also increased simultaneously since he learnt how to end premature ejaculation.

I recently met the popular young female pornstar – Pocahontas Jones and had the pleasure of talking to her for about an hour, no, she didn’t let me have any other pleasure, just the talking pleasure. She told me that all the websites that claim that she is available for escorting are the fake ones and have been reported by herself. She also told me that she has been thinking about leaving the porn industry forever and settle down with her millionaire Japanese girlfriend who happens to be a chaturbate asian female, forever.


Mechanic became addicted to watching cuckold cam videos after getting cuckolded

11/1/2021 1:32

I have a mechanic friend who talks in terms of miles when it comes to how old is a woman, how many men she has been with and how sexually active is she. He refers to reliable BBWs as Land Cruisers and unreliable but exceptionally sexy and fun BBWs as Range Rovers.

This mechanic friend of mine says that he hates fucking women that are nothing but silicone from head to the toe, but fucks one whenever he gets a chance to.

This mechanic friend of mine always says that your hand and high speed porn is your only good friend during the time of adversity, he says that nothing else is going to help you in the time of adversity, including your spouse.

Don’t underestimate this mechanic when it comes to the pussy game because of his addiction to porn and masturbation. He has been with several women throughout his life including some of his customers. He claims that the girls that have elder sisters are far better in bed than the ones who don’t. He always says that you will be surprised to learn the number of girls that perform orgies with their sisters , their spouses and/or their boyfriends.

He is also very regular on the cuckold tube porn websites where he loves to watch those Chaterbate Cam Girls cucking their hubbies. He denies whenever someone asks that has he ever been cuckolded? Although all his friends doubt it. He has such a hot wife, I sometimes feel like making him a cuckold.

One Chinese friend of mine once told me that if you turn your wife or long-time girlfriend feel like a second-class citizen, she is going to work a lot harder in the bedroom. I believe that the wife of this mechanic friend of mine treats him like a second-class citizen but he doesn’t let anybody know about the same.

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