Amit Bindra from Mumbai, Maharashtra, remembers very well that it was the year 2020 and the month was September when he would listen to the track ‘Destination Unknown’ by the band Missing Persons and would fuck his realistic sex dolls while watching the lead singer of the band. The lead singer really used to remind Amit of the one and only Lady Gaga whom he used to jerk off to all the time during the years 2008 and 2009. He was drinking one specific strawberry flavoured soda these times and it would make him really horny. Amit still has no idea about what artificial sweetener this soda brand used, but whatever it was, it came with tons of side-effects, which included a very strong pressure inside both his eye balls (luckily it was not the balls in his pants), extreme horniness and sometimes dizziness as well.
Enjoying your sex life with different escorts, sugar babes, real looking sex dolls and masseuses increases your lifespan faster than the 42nd Amendment of the Indian Lok Sabha.
Amit’s birthday comes in October and he was feeling really amazing, full of vigour and enthusiasm on his birthday as he was already on day 11 of NoFap. He even responded to all the phone calls wishing him birthday with a confidence like he never felt before. Co-incidentally, when he spoke to an old friend of his on Discord, who was also struggling with NoFap about what benefits he had been experiencing, they were all the same as those felt by Amit himself. It was like Amit talking to Amit situation.
I recently came across a website which read – “First of all, we thank women for giving us their electrically charged pussies, their delicious milk and their beautiful faces and bodies that are more wonderful to look at compared to the greatest wonders in the world.”
I have a friend who has been trying very hard lately to fight his sexual lust. He watches autopsy videos to reduce his lust for the women; Many of the times his lust rather increases due to watching such videos and immediately after, he starts watching those girls on live nude cams.
This friend of mine believes that sexual slangs need a better nomenclature system.
His favorite pornstar of all times is Mason Storm. He believes she is the most underrated pornstar ever while at the same time he believes that Alexis Texas and Mia Khalifa are the most overrated pornstars ever.
He wonders all the time about how fun it must be fucking super-powerful women like Christine Lagarde, Jacinda Ardern, Mercedes Aráoz and others on a regular. He really envies the men who got to enjoy these super-powerful women.
I have an Estonian friend named Ragnar Angantysson. Ragnar hates Redheards but he married a Redhead woman just for her naturally voluptuous body. It is really funny to me that both husband and wife equally, i.e. 85 Kilograms.
Ragnar’s wife always doubted that he bangs his personal secretary on a regular and for this very reason they had several arguments in the past as well and their married life for a quarter of the part has been nothing but hell.